Saturday Dispatches from the La-Z-Boy
(September 6, 2008)
Morning MTV
Reality shows explain:
Real's implausible.
Rich, spoiled bimbo
Shipped to Kenya - learns lessons
By commercial break.
Six feet tall, skinny,
Born with anencephaly -
Wanna be on top?
Watch fatties suffer
While trainers shout, taunt, and flex:
Who's biggest loser?